Hey guys, announcement time:
So, unless some miracle occurs, I won’t be doing anything on here for the entirety of this week EXCEPT for uploading a video of my song from the play I know I’ve said this before, but I wanted to make another announcement right before I left. So yeah. That was the announcement. Not going to be here until next Sunday, the 6 of May. I’m sorry I’ve been gone so much...
funkies: I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
eunice-babe: LOLOLOL! OMFG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!
person: why do you even watch gay porn?
me: why are you breathing
Nordics at World Meetings [My lovely Anon]
they-do-it-different: Norway: -sits there and does NOTHING throughout the meeting. Doesn’t speak, and realises;; Denmark: And when someone tells him to shut the fuck up- Finland: -pretends to listen;; Iceland: Sweden: -throughout the meeting;; What he’s thinking: ASDFGHJKL; THIS IS ALSO MY 69TH POST. AND NOW EDITED.
padfootmagic: what if on another planet we’re all just fictional characters and people are fangirling over us
mspandarew: c-c-chuck: misplacedsmiles: lit-archangel22: themicawber: vondell-swain: time-miss: videohall: “Evacuated Tube Transport could take you around the world in just 6 hours.” oh god but that would be really scary?? like economically and time wise it’s great and useful but that’d have to be real frightening like in a small little tube shooting through the air like thats...
digimage replied to your post: digimage replied to your post: New theme everyone!… d=v= its good then. come to skype so we may derp around! wotay~
Trying to explain what 'shipping' is to a person...
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
digimage replied to your post: New theme everyone! What do you guys think about… i like it but is the background supposed to be black? yeah. it was originally white, but like I said, I wanted a dark theme, so I changed it. and thanks~
Did you know
shadow-purple: Military members who get deployed can often be seen wearing a backwards flag on their uniform. Why? Because soldiers used to march into battle following a flag. Someone would march ahead of them waving the flag of our country, and to the soldiers marching forward, the flag was backwards. Today, the backwards flag on a soldier’s uniform symbolizes bravery. It’s a symbol that...
New theme everyone! What do you guys think about it? Please go check it out and tell me things I can do to make it better. My laptop screen is barely bigger than a book, so I have to have it at 75 % just to see the screen, so I have no idea if you can read the words or not on a normal screen. I tried making it dark (because of the song, and because I’m bored). Is it okay? Oh, and...
Okay, so after I get off tonight, I won’t be on until either Tuesday or Wednesday night. I convinced my parents to tape me singing my song on the video rehearsal, so I’ll upload that on Tuesday/Wednesday night, but then won’t be on again until Sunday. After that, I’m all yours again, because my play will be OVER!!! THANK GOD!!!!!! (this play is so exhausting, you have no...
acidicfacepaint: bemusedlybespectacled: bamfinajumper: sirarthurconandoilies: airdotcaptain: ununpentium: seriously though america, please give benedict cumberbatch back soon sincerely, uk. never Dear UK, We’re keeping this one. How does it feel only having 4 actors now? Love, America Noooooo! Give him back, THIEVES!!!! I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS...
Facebook vs. Tumblr
Anyone who thinks sex education is unnecessary...
Romano: hey I just met you
Romano: and this is crazy
Romano: but you're a bastard
Romano: so fuck me maybe
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
girls at my school: if my parents ever found my blog i would be dead!
their blogs: nothing but pictures of starbucks frappuccinos and girls lying on beaches and scene boys and brotips
my blog: men in makeup gay men gay gay gay gay anime gay beautiful men gay countries
In ten years...
Employer: Let's get down to business
Me: To defeat the huns
Me: Did they send me daughters
Me: When I asked for sons
Me: I don't know where that came from
That awkward moment
when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
Nordics: We just met you
Nordics: And this is crazy but
Nordics: No one really likes you
Nordics: So stop asking to join our club
Nordics: Because you aren't invited
satanpositive: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
Seeing A Cute Couple
Girl: I LOVE YOU
Boy: I LOVE YOU, TOO BABE
Normal People: Awwwww they're so cute
Me: ...I give them 3 weeks.